Are your legs tired yet? Because you've been running through my mind alot lately.
Give me your funniest bad pick up line?
"Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?"
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you
How about this one ?
"I feel like a Toyota because I couldn't stop myself from accelerating over to you." Like..How do you expect to get them in a Toyota?😂😂 So boys, can I even get a fake number?😉
WHEN I used "pick up lines" ... I always used corney ones ... Because I was going for the laugh.
My favorite was the line from an old country song: "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" > I got soooo many laughs with that line ... Plus the occasional hug at the same time.
If I was pretty sure she had a "naughty" sense of humor: "What time do you get off, tonight? And can I watch?"
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cuz you got a sweet ass!
I guess I'm a snowflake, because I'm falling for you.
Was that an earthquake?!? Or did you just rock my world?
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
Do you have a map because I got lost in your eyes.
You can call me Nemo, because I'm NEVER afraid to touch the butt.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you are looking right!
Did you fall from heaven, because you're an angel!
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
I would say "god bless you," but it looks like he already did!
On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
EDIT: oohhhh, I'M NOT DONE!!
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? No, I must've forgotten "u, r, a, q, t."
I'm thinking of something cute to say, but I can't think of anything cuter than you.
I'm rearranging the alphabet to put "U" and "I" together.
We can play any game you want EXCEPT hide and go seek, because it's impossible to find a (girl/boy) like you!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Heard of princesses? Call me if you want to be treated like one.
I need help with a problem. How do you simplify 21<6u??
Roses are red, violets are fine, you be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Are you related to yoda, because yodalicious!
Save me now.
