What is a cute joke you have heard?

This one always stuck with me.... It's adorable.......

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A GUMMY BEAR!

Did you know a waffle is just a pancake with Abs?

Why don't you ever see a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because he's really good at it! :)

I walked in on a pair of hawks having sex.

~ it was so hawkward.~

Beautiful woman in a snazzy car pulls over for a hitchhiker and asks, "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?" When he tells her he's a
Democrat she speeds off, leaving him in a cloud of dust.

Another snazzy car, another beautiful woman. Same question. Same answer. Same cloud of dust.

A third car pulls up. This woman is drop-dead gorgeous. She's wearing a tiny top showing lots of cleavage and a mini skirt that is so short
that it could have doubled as a cummerbund. And when she asks him the question he crosses his fingers and says, "I vote Republican."

He climbs aboard and they set off down the road. He is acutely aware of her sexuality and her sensual good looks but after a couple of miles he says, "Pull over. I want to get out."

"Why?" she asks.

"I've been a Republican for five minutes and already i want to screw
somebody."

Couple of IQ deprived construction workers were talking. They noticed the foreman in his business casual clothes pointing and giving out the day's orders to foundation guys.

Construction worker #1: "He never has to lift a finger doing the heavy work and he makes three times as much as we do. Why is that?"

Construction worker #2:  "You should go ask him what makes him so special."

Construction worker #1: "I will." . . . He walks over to the foreman, and asks "Hey. Can I ask you's a quick question?"

Foreman: "Sure thing. What can do for you?"

Construction worker #1: "Well, for starters, you's can educate me as to how it is, you get to give orders, and hardly work, yet make a boat load of cash.

Foreman: "Okay, I will do my best to explain so you can understand." He then walks over to a steel girder standing upright out of the ground and puts his hand against it. . . . He looks at the construction worker and says "Now hit my hand as hard as you would like."

Construction worker #1: The construction worker smirks and ambles over to the girder . . . Thinking to himself "Pay back", he hauls back his big meaty mitt and throws all his weight into the strike hoping to break the foreman's hand . . . The foreman quickly pulls his hand out of the way allowing for the Construction work to slam his hand into the girder  . . . The construction worker screams out in agony and drops to his knees.

Foreman: "See? I am smarter then you, but now you have learned a valuable lesson. Now you are a little bit smarter then when you first ask me this question." He turned and walked away . . .

The construction worker got up and ambled back over to his group.

Construction worker #2: "Well . . . What did the foreman have to say for himself?"

Construction worker #1: "He says that he is smarter then us and that's why he gets the dough. At least NOW I am smarter then you two idiots though."

Construction worker #2: Looks at the other guys and then at Construction worker #1 . . . "Oh yeah? Let's see you prove it."

Construction worker #1: He smiles a devilish smile and puts his hand in front of his face . . . "Okay idiots . . Try to hit my hand has hard as you can."