I have been told this joke and I can't figure out the answer, help! 'A man goes into a bakers and says can I have a large loaf please, the baker says brown bread or white and the man says it doesn't matter I've left my bike outside?

I’m not sure it is a joke! Or has an answer! Have a look at what the Oxford English Dictionary says a joke is.....

a joke: Something said or done to excite laughter or amusement: A witticism, a jest; a ridiculous circumstance

Well,  the joke you’ve been told didn’t get a laugh out of me - I wasn’t amused and I don’t think I detected any witticism!

What about a ridiculous circumstance? Could it be that?  Possibly, because the cyclist is being ridiculous by saying what he says - but hey - no.  It’s not a joke.  It’s just words put together so someone can pretend that they’re smarter than you.

I  love jokes and I love wordplay jokes.  Here are a few of my favourites

The Final Front Ear-Brilliant!

I should know a funny joke because I am a joke carrier!  Some people hear jokes and pass them on - and I do that.  It’s unusual in a female as jokes are mostly carried by men!

You have to have a good memory and good timing to tell a joke - not everyone can do it - in fact when someone tries to tell a joke and says half way through, “I forgot the ending” don’t you just want to strangle them!?

Here is a very old but very funny Jack Benny on telling jokes.