How can I get my husband to dress up as André Rieu? I am bored with him and only think about André, but he doesn't want to do as I say :( I bet the REAL MAESTRO would do anything I say!
The violinist? My grandpa dresses better than that.
While there's nothing wrong with a bit of play acting in the bedroom to keep things interesting, what you are saying is just plain wrong. Get over yourself. You're "bored" , so you expect your husband to turn himself into another (real, as in exists in the real world) man?!? You've got problems. Stop insulting the man you have. Otherwise you might find yourself without a man at all.