WARNING: Human pizza vacuum.
If you had a warning label what would yours say?
As a matter of fact, I DO have a warning label. I posted it to my profile page on Ask and I'm displaying it here on Blurtit. It says:
BEWARE: I have a licence to tell lies.
Warning: I'm strong, But I break, I'm stubborn, And I make plenty of mistakes, Yeah I'm hard, And life with me is never easy...
I love that song sorry I couldn't resist!
Warning ! You touch my beer and I'm sending this guy after you!
I could be your best friend or your worst nightmare so approach very carefully
When pushed .. WILL push back.
I am not normally like this but right now it would be,
Caution: Contents under pressure and may explode if not handled properly.
"Caution" Filling is Hot.
Caution! Human may hug without warning and shows no bias to gender. Proceed forward with caution.
Warning: Do not poke or prod.
I have a T-shirt that reads "WARNING, grumpy old git, approach with caution"
www.amazon.co.uk/Warning-Grumpy-Approach-With-Caution/dp/B00
