Adjust my undergarments.
If no one was looking, what would you do....that you wouldn't normally do?
Most people pick their noses but I just play with my collarbone
Probably throw some of my dogs land mines over the fence in the neighbors yard ! But, I have good neighbors all round me now, so it would probably be throwing old apples and such at a nasty neighbor down the street's metal patio cover ! Bam ! It's loud !
The nice thing about being "a minor sociopath" is I don't give a damn what people think ... So if I feel like doing something, I do.
LOL
Lick my eyebrows.
Fade out.
Start dancing if there's music on...
Playing with my nose!
I mostly won't do it in public cause they might think i'm dirty, out of hygiene or something so when I am alone I might do it!