The Dark Side, eh? Because you play better Hockey, eh?
There's a bit of both in your old Uncle Didge but the dark side has the most fun.
and Darth Vader, who is my favourite Star Wars character (after Han Solo, then Jar Jar Binks, then Chewbacca)
The dark side, why do you all ask?
Darkside ... Because as a Chaotic Good person, the Jedi code would hamper me too much