"The Kung Pow chicken that you just ate was really cat."
You have a beautiful soul.
Lucky numbers are: 2 5 9 14 23 27 33
He who walks with head down finds more money.
"Don't believe everything you read."
Man who reads woman like book prefers Braille.
My crystal ball says you're going to be on Jerry Springer.
It says "Geese can be troublesome".
Lol that's from The Simpsons.