"The Kung Pow chicken that you just ate was really cat."
I just opened up a fortune cookie and you are the scribe, what does my fortune say?
You have a beautiful soul.
Lucky numbers are: 2 5 9 14 23 27 33
He who walks with head down finds more money.
"Don't believe everything you read."
Man who reads woman like book prefers Braille.
My crystal ball says you're going to be on Jerry Springer.
It says "Geese can be troublesome".
Lol that's from The Simpsons.