Oh oh! A good friend of my father's took me out on the lake in a canoe for some duck hunting. It'll be fun he said. He handed me the shotgun and I loaded a shell into the chamber. I accidentally left the safety off while it was pointed downward and... Well... I sank the canoe. He still enjoys hanging that over my head.
Back in 1958 I took a pretty blonde to a restaurant and was trying to be the big time, man-about-town when my hand slipped (I was watching her rather than what I was doing) and my meal hit me in the middle of the chest and slid to the floor under the table.
She managed to keep a straight face (though she said it was hard to do) but the guy at the next table who had seen it happen cracked up laughing. As he should have done.
58 years later she still tells that story at every opportunity. And, in case you were wondering, she's still a pretty blonde.
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Yeah.... When I was a little girl, maybe 3, my dad took me fishing. I thought the worms were really cool. I was playing with them in the backseat, having a grand old time. Then came the massacre with the hook.....
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Oh me and my wife arguing at pappadeux seafood restaraunt she threw a lobster at me everyone looked i picked it up off the floor and ate it. That was the best lobster ever
I was playing paint ball. I was hit so I had to leave the field. The guy who worked there told us explicitly that you should always have the gun on safety mode while not playing. So when I was out of the field, I was almost sure the safety was on, but I still wanted to double check. So I said lets pull the trigger and see. Unfortunately the gun was pointed at the same guy who told us about having the safety on all the time in less than 15 centimeters. Guess what! The safety was not on! Guess what happened next!
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