Sure !! I can tell you the story of what came first the chicken or the egg .. Okay ? Okay :) it's my favourite joke and it always cheers me up :) .......A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.