I'm bored. :P What kind of funny things can you come up with?

Apparently I've become a clairvoyant. Wow, I didn't see that coming.

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Two cows standing together in a field:

Cow 1: Moooo

Cow 2: Clever! I wish I'd said that.

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People laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they'e not laughing now!

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Dear Mettaton X,

I actually have a list of activities for you...guaranteed to relieve boredom:

1. Shave your head, then get a tattoo there.
2. Then go skydiving
3. On the elevator ride back up to your apartment, here are some activities for you...

You can play Mary Had a Little Lamb on your phone by tapping these keys:

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Ummmm,,,,,