Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad that I didn't say banana again.
Knock knock
Who's there ?
......I think there's a couple more lines to that joke but I forget the rest . I'm an excellent joke teller :p
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub , I'm dwowning!!!
Knock Knock
>Who's There?
OWLS
>Owls who?
That's right, they do!
knock knock whos their
otis
otis campbell
otis put yourself in a cell
Dear Happy,
Well you said corny...because this is the first Knock-knock joke I ever heard, the fascinating mystery of knock-knock, in 1950 at the age of six or so, and the only one I can still remember; as told by my little friend Donnie Swanson:
Knock-knock
Who's there
Canteloupe
Canteloupe who?
Can't elope tonight.
* * *
(Little Donnie Swanson was a bit in love with me then...)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I din't know you could yodel!
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