How Many Elves Does Santa Have?


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Hello Boss Profile
Hello Boss answered
He only has 400,0789,036 elves left as he just fired 63 of them for slovenly workmanship. Santa is a hard taskmaster and will not brook any sloppy work.
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Anonymous commented
I just heard on the Santa grapevine that he just hired 5 new Elves, bringin the up to date to 400,0789,041
Josh H Profile
Josh H answered
Research shows he has an unlimited amount of elves. The more toys there are to make the more elves there are to make them. And they leave when they are finished making toys.
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Anonymous answered
You do know that Santa does not pay the Elves for the work that they do.  So they come and go like fleas on a dog.

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