Oscar De La Huerte answered
A 'wedgie' is a term that refers to a situation where someone's underwear is wedged between the butt cheeks, often creating discomfort. To give yourself a 'permanent wedgie', I'd assume you'd need to find a way to permanently wedge your underwear between your buttocks.
The easiest way to do this would be to buy a pair of underwear that is designed to naturally sit between the buttocks.
How to give yourself a permanent wedgie
Before I go into the types of underwear that will provide you with the 24/7 wedgie experience you are looking for, it may be worth mentioning the different ways of securing your underwear in a permanent wedgie position:
Types of underwear that will give you a permanent wedgie
As far as underwear goes, the following are all types of underwear you may want to consider wearing :
The Fundoshi is a traditional Japanese type of underwear that was mostly worn by men. It is secured around the loins by material that passes between the butt cheeks.
The Kowpeenman is a similar concept that hails from India.
The easiest way to do this would be to buy a pair of underwear that is designed to naturally sit between the buttocks.
How to give yourself a permanent wedgie
Before I go into the types of underwear that will provide you with the 24/7 wedgie experience you are looking for, it may be worth mentioning the different ways of securing your underwear in a permanent wedgie position:
- Using a suspender (that's braces to you UK readers)
- Securing the waistband of your underwear higher than normal with a belt
Types of underwear that will give you a permanent wedgie
As far as underwear goes, the following are all types of underwear you may want to consider wearing :
- Thong
- G-string
- Fundoshi
- Kowpeenman
The Fundoshi is a traditional Japanese type of underwear that was mostly worn by men. It is secured around the loins by material that passes between the butt cheeks.
The Kowpeenman is a similar concept that hails from India.
