I just remembered today about this great movie "Being John Malkovich" and I just wondered... Who would I be? Who would you be?
If you could be a celebrity for a day, who would you be?
I know it might sound a bit weird but I think I'd really like to be a celebrity that's suffered some sort of public breakdown.
These days it seems like there are so many of them to choose from, but I think it would be a lot of fun to just live their lifestyle and understand what's going on in their heads without having to deal with the fallout, repercussions or suspended jail terms.
So who are these celebs I'd like to be? Worryingly, most of them seem to be women:
Britney Spears
Amanda Bynes
That's right, I'd be my childhood hero, and minor celebrity Hulk Hogan:
Here come the rose-tinted specs....
I'd rather like to be one of those pioneers in the 18th and 19th centuries who were responsible for extending the reach and power of the British Empire - Rhodes, Clive, Cook. Creating (what they believed to be) a better world order and a stable and united world.
Of course, they all had personality defects and the "Greatest Empire" the world has ever seen was over and done with in 150 years, leaving a real mess in it's wake.
Next time, we'll get it right...
Indiana Evans