A coconut hits your head and you have no idea where you are. It’s pitch dark and all you can hear are Friendly Bush-warblers chirping. What country are you in?

I'm in Malaysia which is the only Country where the Friendly Bush Warbler is found. My head hurts from that coconut though, where is the nearest hospital? I think I have concussion!

I'm thinking I'm probably not in the central regions, which is a pity as they speak English there but here I may need to know some Malay. I just hope they at least speak Manglish.

I really hope I feel better soon because I hear that clothes are very cheap and I intend to shop until I drop (unfortunately I already did drop when the coconut hit me!)

Talking of coconut, I am not a fan of coconut milk so maybe I could get a cup of the national drink Teh Tarik (pulled Tea) and some of the amazing food they have here.

I am starting to feel better actually and there is a lot to explore here, can I sue the coconut for damages though?