"I Was Born In a Laundromat" by Camper Van Beethoven
"25 or 6 to 4"
Chicago
Also one of the very few songs that brings a smile to my face when it (now rarely) turns up on whatever radio channel I am listening to.
I Used to Have a Bestfriend but Then He Gave Me an STD.
If You Can Ride Two Horses at Once, You Should Get Out of the Circus.
-Asking Alexandria
Stairway to Heaven.