It's been a rough couple of days and I need a good laugh. Do you have something that just makes you laugh out loud?

I was a red head, when I had hair. Kids in my hood used to sing a song to me about it. I taught it to my 5 year old red headed god-daughter. I cleaned it up for her young age. Her mother recorded her singing it and sent me the video via text message. I just crack up every time I watch it. The song went:

"Red head poop the bed,
wipe your butt with jelly bread."

I found this quite touching.

True story.

Long ago when the world was much younger and I hadn't yet realised that shaving is an unnatural habit, I showered, dried off, then, still naked, stood in front of the bathroom mirror and began to shave.

My 3 year-old, wandered in, stood watching me for a while, then saw something dangling. He reached up and grabbed it, jerked it, and said, "Toot! Toot!!"

I almost cut my throat.