If you saw Santa clause diving down your chimney at 2am in the morning what would be your reaction?

I would be impressed ... And curious how he fit down a 12" pipe ... And wonder how he planned to open the door on the wood stove

Yay!!!! Presents, I'm finally getting my pony :E

I'd be concerned that this wasn't the first time, and I'd begin to wonder if he was the reason why my kids had jolly fat faces and say "Ho! Ho! Ho!" a lot. (They don't look anything like me.)

I'd be reaching for the 9mm and introduce him to my lil frien.

"Hey buddy did you check the pipe, do we need a chimney sweep ? "

WHOA ! I need better glasses, man ! Gotta slow down on those beers !

Whoohoo! Santa brought us a fireplace!

Two AM on Christmas....I'd invite him to have a cocktail with us.

I'd climb on the roof and steal his sleigh lol.