I would be impressed ... And curious how he fit down a 12" pipe ... And wonder how he planned to open the door on the wood stove
Yay!!!! Presents, I'm finally getting my pony :E
I'd be concerned that this wasn't the first time, and I'd begin to wonder if he was the reason why my kids had jolly fat faces and say "Ho! Ho! Ho!" a lot. (They don't look anything like me.)
I'd be reaching for the 9mm and introduce him to my lil frien.
"Hey buddy did you check the pipe, do we need a chimney sweep ? "
WHOA ! I need better glasses, man ! Gotta slow down on those beers !
Whoohoo! Santa brought us a fireplace!
Two AM on Christmas....I'd invite him to have a cocktail with us.
I'd climb on the roof and steal his sleigh lol.