Want do you want in your Christmas stocking?


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Walt O'Reagun Profile
Walt O'Reagun answered

Nothing ... That's why I took her out of the stockings


Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

Booze, broads and pizza.

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Ravin Local Profile
Ravin Local answered

Well now I'm gonna need a new hammer.

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Ravin Local
Ravin Local commented
Can't! It's a REALLY HARD head that I intend to whap with it!
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
OK, I'm safe then. I have a really soft and mushy head.
Ravin Local
Ravin Local commented
From previous knocks on the head by me??? Nah! Those should be healed by now, you hardheaded womanizer! Time to start over!

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