Florent Lefortier answered
The song you're looking for is The Marijuana Song, which is a parody of Eminem's My Name Is by an unknown artist.
Lyrics to The Marijuana Song
Lyrics to The Marijuana Song
Hi kids, do you like cannabis? (Yeah yeah yeah) You wanna see me pack a fat bowl and then smoke out of it? Wanna copy me and be a serious pothead? Say things like dank, skunk, buda, roach, reefer or nugget My brain said wait (Just a minute) I can't think another thought This shit's all clogged up with Tetrahydrocannabinol then Johnny D says "hey Dave I'm pretty hungry Well then lets eat!" "I don't feel like walking man wanna carry me?" Well since age four I couldn't really feel my legs Because I smoked a fat joint with you every night before I went to bed got real stoned and started listening to Criss Cross (Jump!) Felt really weird kind of like I had some nip ons (Is it cold in here?) I smoke a fat pound of grass and enlarge my ass with some nachos and burritos But I got a Taco Bell really fast "Come here baby you look really good right now" "Uh John? Wait a minute, your talking to my door bell." My English teacher wanted to smoke me up in junior high (Shakespeare) Only problem is, I was already pretty f***ing high I took a shot of vodka with a chaser Made a bong out of an eraser asked my teacher to spread her legs so I could taste her Walked into the strip club, I was pretty f***ed up Started splashing around in people's drinks like a little bear cub Extraterrestrials packing a bowl while they're saying "We ain't got this sh*t on Mars you know?" (Woah) 99% of my life I've been baked At my wedding I said "Hey f**k this shit" and ran straight for the cake I told my wife our kids were gonna be junkies Riding around in a Volkswagen and playing Kum Ba Yah like a bunch of hippies You know you're really stoned when you can't feel your hands (Where are my hands!?!) Run around trying to figure out the meaning of your toenails man (Toe Cuffers!) I went to White Castle and asked for a happy meal Waitress said "We don't serve those here" I said "Dude whats the deal!" Stop the tape! I need to go roll a J! Hey Dave you got an extra nugget I could maybe take?? (I already smoked it) I don't wanna come down, it's too fun to be high Nah! I wanna get baked everyday For the rest of my life! Mayo or Relish? I can barely decide Let's put it on some cookies! Yeah man, high five! All my life I was either baked or fried I don't really have sex, because I fall asleep when I try (Not again) I get ripped like the Incredible Hulk I trip when I walk and my eyes are always either half shut or blood shot When I was little I used to get baked and run into the wall My parents took a hit put down the bong and said (Awwwwww) I lie awake and prop my bong against the wall tell my friend dave to light that son of a b*tch from 12 feet down the hall (Void it!) I get high and glad and by the way, when you find my dad, Tell him I'll see him in a little while when I get out of rehab.