What Is The Name Of The Song That Has Eminem's 'My Name Is' Music But With Stoner Lyrics?

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What Is The Name Of The Song That Has Eminem's 'My Name Is' Music But With Stoner Lyrics?

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Answer 1

The song you're looking for is The Marijuana Song, which is a parody of Eminem's My Name Is by an unknown artist.

Lyrics to The Marijuana Song

Hi kids, do you like cannabis? (Yeah yeah yeah) You wanna see me pack a fat bowl and then smoke out of it? Wanna copy me and be a serious pothead? Say things like dank, skunk, buda, roach, reefer or nugget My brain said wait (Just a minute) I can't think another thought This shit's all clogged up with Tetrahydrocannabinol then Johnny D says "hey Dave I'm pretty hungry Well then lets eat!" "I don't feel like walking man wanna carry me?" Well since age four I couldn't really feel my legs Because I smoked a fat joint with you every night before I went to bed got real stoned and started listening to Criss Cross (Jump!) Felt really weird kind of like I had some nip ons (Is it cold in here?) I smoke a fat pound of grass and enlarge my ass with some nachos and burritos But I got a Taco Bell really fast "Come here baby you look really good right now" "Uh John? Wait a minute, your talking to my door bell." My English teacher wanted to smoke me up in junior high (Shakespeare) Only problem is, I was already pretty f***ing high I took a shot of vodka with a chaser Made a bong out of an eraser asked my teacher to spread her legs so I could taste her Walked into the strip club, I was pretty f***ed up Started splashing around in people's drinks like a little bear cub Extraterrestrials packing a bowl while they're saying "We ain't got this sh*t on Mars you know?" (Woah) 99% of my life I've been baked At my wedding I said "Hey f**k this shit" and ran straight for the cake I told my wife our kids were gonna be junkies Riding around in a Volkswagen and playing Kum Ba Yah like a bunch of hippies You know you're really stoned when you can't feel your hands (Where are my hands!?!) Run around trying to figure out the meaning of your toenails man (Toe Cuffers!) I went to White Castle and asked for a happy meal Waitress said "We don't serve those here" I said "Dude whats the deal!" Stop the tape! I need to go roll a J! Hey Dave you got an extra nugget I could maybe take?? (I already smoked it) I don't wanna come down, it's too fun to be high Nah! I wanna get baked everyday For the rest of my life! Mayo or Relish? I can barely decide Let's put it on some cookies! Yeah man, high five! All my life I was either baked or fried I don't really have sex, because I fall asleep when I try (Not again) I get ripped like the Incredible Hulk I trip when I walk and my eyes are always either half shut or blood shot When I was little I used to get baked and run into the wall My parents took a hit put down the bong and said (Awwwwww) I lie awake and prop my bong against the wall tell my friend dave to light that son of a b*tch from 12 feet down the hall (Void it!) I get high and glad and by the way, when you find my dad, Tell him I'll see him in a little while when I get out of rehab.

Answer 2

I think you're talking about the song with the title 'The Kids Lyrics' by Eminem. Here are the complete lyrics to the song for you:
And everyone should get along..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Shady

[Eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (F*** YOU!)
Today we're going to to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
and what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask you dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask you mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
F*** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe me, ask you dahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe him, ask you mom (you can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
you tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're going to come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
cause I'm bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
and if you don't believe me, ask you dahhhd (put that down)
and if you don't believe him, ask you mom (you can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)
And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
Sing along children (Suck my motherf****** dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is going to sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my motherf***** penis!)
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!)
(So, f***** up, right now..)
Eminem The Kids