"Whew!! Glad no one saw THAT!" 🙄 We've all said it. --- What did you do? You can tell me. 🤐 No one else will know.

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Danae Hitch Profile
Danae Hitch answered

No one saw my cat "accidentally" try and jump up on the table once the food appeared. Roast beef, smashed potatoes, salad.....


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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I was invited to play chess at the home of a Hungarian friend and as his wife left she said something in Magyar which he acknowledged. Then half a dozen of us spent the afternoon playing. When his wife returned in time to cook the evening meal -- to which we were invited -- she said something else. The others went home and, eventually when hunger got the better of me, I left too.

The next time I saw him he explained what had happened.

As she left she said, "I've left the meat on the table to defrost. Make sure you keep an eye on it." When she came home she said, "The cat ate it."
HappyTo BeHereTo
HappyTo BeHereTo commented
So who was she madder at, the cat or her husband?
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
That would be her husband. Wonderful people, the Hungarians
Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

I sneezed at work and my denture blasted three or four metres across the office. If there was an Olympic event for getting your teeth back in your mouth I think I'd have won it that day. Boy, didn't they taste dusty, though.

Now, Happy, I'm holding your to your promise not to tell anybody. I wouldn't want the rest of the gang to know. They're such gossips...


Stormy-Lynn Calvert Profile

My belt buckle accidentally unhooked and grabbed the cabnet door handle as I turned around and sent me and a full bowl of spaghetti flying across the kitchen floor!

Janis Haskell Profile
Janis Haskell answered

The elastic waist on my half slip quit working .... And it fell down around my knees.  :)

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HappyTo BeHereTo
HappyTo BeHereTo commented
Oh no!!! O.O
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Mrs Didge told me that she once saw a woman walking down a city street when the same thing happened to her panties. She didn't hesitate. She stepped out of them and kept walking.
dragonfly forty-six Profile

I've added ingredients to food that I know my family wouldn't like. I have a spread for bread that has mayonnaise in it, they don't know. Heck, in my defense I do it because those brats won't eat it otherwise!

Tom  Jackson Profile
Tom Jackson answered

Was walking across my yard while looking at something I was holding in my hand---and straight into a tree limb at head level.

(And then trying to pretend it didn't hurt.)

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