No one saw my cat "accidentally" try and jump up on the table once the food appeared. Roast beef, smashed potatoes, salad.....
"Whew!! Glad no one saw THAT!" 🙄 We've all said it. --- What did you do? You can tell me. 🤐 No one else will know.
I sneezed at work and my denture blasted three or four metres across the office. If there was an Olympic event for getting your teeth back in your mouth I think I'd have won it that day. Boy, didn't they taste dusty, though.
Now, Happy, I'm holding your to your promise not to tell anybody. I wouldn't want the rest of the gang to know. They're such gossips...
My belt buckle accidentally unhooked and grabbed the cabnet door handle as I turned around and sent me and a full bowl of spaghetti flying across the kitchen floor!
The elastic waist on my half slip quit working .... And it fell down around my knees. :)
I've added ingredients to food that I know my family wouldn't like. I have a spread for bread that has mayonnaise in it, they don't know. Heck, in my defense I do it because those brats won't eat it otherwise!
When I cry.
Was walking across my yard while looking at something I was holding in my hand---and straight into a tree limb at head level.
(And then trying to pretend it didn't hurt.)