When are you going on Jeopardy?

As soon as they get down to a third grade level.

This is how this is going to work. I guess Jeopardy will provide the first class plane tickets and some extra cash for me to spend. That probably won't be much and we will have to share a hotel room. If you want, I'll sleep with you or if you insist, I'll sleep at the foot of the bed. Sound good?

I feel like I could do it some day. Often I find myself able to answer many of the questions, though certainly there are some categories I am better at (anything to do with pop culture I don't know as well). Trivia is something I've always been good at.

Never. I don't care for Alex Trebek nor his attitude.