My best martial arts move is the pepperoni fling. I can disable anyone with a simple slice of pepperoni flicked by my hand, usually at their knees. The kill shot is slicing the carotid artery.
Mine would be the "Walked into a Spider Web". I'll be honest the closest I come to any martial arts is when there is a spider web across my face.
Hmmmm. Have to think about that !
Enter The Dragon. Bruce Lee and John Saxon.
being a mechanic u always have tools around. The vise grips on the nose will stop anyone in their track.pinching the airstream off and the pain
At my age, "Fall down, play dead."
I'm a dragonfly, everything I do is a flying martial art move. ;)
I'm think the Magical Mystic Drop. I say the magical words while makeing mystic passes with my hands. Then I dorp somethinfg. While they are watching it dorp, I rfun like hell.