What's the strangest dream you've ever had?

The strangest dream I ever had was when I was on the patch many years ago in one of my failed attempts to quit smoking :/ Ive since sussed the habit though :) anyway ... I dreamt that I was making a maniquin display out of my parents and sisters dead bodies in a mall ... They were all alive at the time . I gave up the patch the next day cos holy fook:/

My dad and I were walking in a field in France. He said it was one of his fiercest battles in WWII and he lost a lot of his pals. While walking, he stepped on something. When he picked it up, it was a turtle with initials T.C. Carved in it's shell. She said, "holy crap, my friend Tom Carney did this way back in 1942".

I had the dream about 2005. That was one old turtle.