Do you know any charming or funny Christmas quotes?

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Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

Not a quote but something very unusual happened this morning.

We were up about 5.30 this morning (25th) and went for a walk along the river. We had it pretty much to ourselves so there was still a bit of wildlife about. A couple of kilometres into the walk a platypus scurried off the bank and into the water.

It's virtually impossible to find a platypus in the wild -- it's the first live one we've ever seen -- but it was a nice Christmas gift from Mother Nature.

Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

"Bah, humbug"

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Here's a little verse from a local misanthrope. And, no, I didn't write it.

I hope it rains on Christmas Eve, I hope it rains like heck,
So Santa Claus will prang his sleigh and break his bloody neck.
I hope it rains on Christmas Day, I hope it bloody pours,
So all those rotten little kids will have to stay indoors...

There's a lot more of it than that but (fortunately) I don't remember the rest. It certainly didn't improve.
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
That's awesome Didge!!!
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
What a mean crab that would be. :(
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Yin And Yang answered

Just a simple.....

Merry Christmas to you and to all a good night! 😆

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