My computer.
What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud club music every time you used it? (I'm going with "bra.")
Every time I flush!
I don't wanna hear "baby got back" or "Back that thang up" or "My humps" or "all about the bass" or "shake that" or "thong song" or "honky Tonk badonkadonk" or "rump shaker" every time I get up off of the toilet!
A bed pillow
This phone
Im with tiger. This phone would go in the trash in hundred pieces