Thanks for this Legoddard, but I didn't know the song name. I wondered if anyone knew this. I now have the words (from another question/answer website) and have listened to a panto version on YouTube. I've also researched more on the net as I don't remember it being sung to "Side by Side", and found more variations on the words.
We got married on Friday, Everyone said it was my day, Then they bu**ered off home And left us alone, Side by side.
We got ready for bed then, Oh, I nearly dropped dead, when Her teeth and her hair She threw on the chair, Side by side Or a version with a bridge: I got married last Friday, The vicar said it was my day, When the crowds had gone, We settled right down Side by side.
We got ready for bed then, I got the shock of my life when Her teeth and her hair She placed on the chair, Side by side.
(bridge) I stood in frank amazement, When a glass eye so small, Her arms, her legs, her bosom She placed on a chair by the wall.
Well, I was brokenhearted, 'Cause most of my wife had departed, So I slept on the chair, 'Cause there was more of her there, Side by side.
(bridge) Well I nearly fainted When her glass eye she let fall, First an arm, and then a leg, She leaned against the wall.
I was near broken hearted, From most of me wife I'd been parted, So I slept on the chair, There was more of her there, Side by side
