What is DashieXP's job? Why, he's a comedian, of course! Although he has tried other occupations, such as being a rapper, and on one occasion, he even tried to be a chef!
That's no ordinary pizza DashieXP is cooking up, it's a pizza with cereal toppings. Everyone knows pizza and breakfast foods are the best sorts of food, so it's amazing no one ever came up with the idea before.
DashieXP has a flair with food, as he demonstrated in his rap song 'Best Rap Song Ever', in which he raps about his love of milk, soda, chips and cookies, such as Oreos. His favorite soda seems to be Mountain Dew which I always thought tastes of nothing, but who am I to argue with the 'Best Rap Song Ever'?
I don't think DashieXP will get another job though, if the lyrics to his 'Lazy Anthem' are anything to go by:
So, forget that, let me just rap
It would take a lot of energy to punch back
Oh, and besides I gotta walk BB
I'll do it in a little cuz I'm tryna watch TV
Oh bother, my favorite show just came on
I would cook something but I lost my apron
It's the only reason I've lost a lil weight
When I think about moving my body is like WAIT
(Uhhm, are you sure about this?)
To enjoy more of dashieXP's culinary skills, watch this, just one of his many YouTube hit videos: