What is the dumbest thing you've ever seen/heard someone do/say?


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Lard Ass Profile
Lard Ass answered

Oh wow, what a question! How about someone saying KFC chicken is actually good!

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Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn commented
You need the grease to change the oil in your car! lol
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn commented
The bucket is the worst thing you could possibly get from KFC, though scarily it is quite popular. In the whole bucket there is a total of 1725 calories and 96.5 grams of fat. Most people don't bother to read the nutritional content in things such as a KFC bucket or a McDonalds, but judging by these findings it might be worth checking from now on!
Lard Ass
Lard Ass commented
No kidding! Ewww!!!
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Ray Dart answered

The BBC Athletics Commentator Ron Pickering (no longer with us alas) famously said "She's completely lost her sense of spatial awareness" when he meant "She's fallen on her a**". We once had another commentator, David Coleman (also recently deceased) who turned that sort of nonsense into an art form. Private Eye, a satirical magazine, published a book called Colemanba**s to record his more absurd utterances. How about these:

“Forest have now lost six matches without winning.”

“If that had gone in, it would have been a goal."

“That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.”

You'll find a "Spitting Image" impression of him in this at about 06:50

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