A wife and her husband were bickering about who should make the morning coffee. The husband argued that it is the wife's duty to make coffee for her husband.
Hearing that, the wife turns on her heels and leaves the room only to return with a bible. She opens the book and taps on a word. She informs her hubby that it is the man's duty to make coffee and the bible says so. She shows him the word " Hebrew ."
OK- did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the forest? OK, more of a groaner than funny.
I've answered with this joke lots on ask so all you former ask people who have seen this way too many times , I apologize :) any way my favourite joke ;) " A chicken and an egg are laying in bed together. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a smug satisfied grin on his face. The egg rolls over , pouts and says " well I guess that answers that question "
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