Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
What are some yo mama jokes you can give me?
Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her, you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama is so dumb she cut open a pineapple and said "SpongeBob, where are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, I said, "Drinks are on the house" and she went to get a ladder.
Yo mama so stupid, when the weather man said there will be a blizzard outside, she got a cup.
Yo mama so dumb I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
