What's your favorite Knock-Knock joke? (These are so corny!)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad that I didn't say banana again.

Knock knock

Who's there ?

......I think there's a couple more lines to that joke but I forget the rest . I'm an excellent joke teller :p

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub , I'm dwowning!!!

Knock Knock

>Who's There?

OWLS

>Owls who?

That's right, they do!

knock knock whos their

otis

otis campbell

otis put yourself in a cell

Dear Happy,

Well you said corny...because this is the first Knock-knock joke I ever heard, the fascinating mystery of knock-knock, in 1950 at the age of six or so, and the only one I can still remember; as told by my little friend Donnie Swanson:

Knock-knock

Who's there

Canteloupe

Canteloupe who?

Can't elope tonight.

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(Little Donnie Swanson was a bit in love with me then...)