How To Be Sarcastic And Have Good Insults Like Alex Russo On Wizards Of Waverly Place?

Well for one watch her show! And then if you your a teen think like one like Umm here's a example one boy in my class told me too zip my mouth so I told him to zip his pants! Of course I got in trouble for but just try to think of an insult right on the spot and if it sounds good in your head it will probably sound good coming out of your mouth and getting the pride tht you came up with it! ( just remember to be quiet around teachers!!!) GOOD LUCK!!!

Well maybe try repeating what they say with a different way like this episode I watched today :  Harper: Hey alex all day and ive finally plucked up the courage come to justins volcano talk! Alex:yeah and all day and ive finally plucked up the courage to leave and look I just did ! Like that x

What I do is say stuff like tell you to shut up say shut font don't go up but guess what and they ll say what then say when I look at you I throw up