Favorite Jack Sparrow quote...
"But why is the rum gone?"
"Why is the rum *always* gone?"
"Alas, my children! This will be the day that you almost--" (Gets splashed by a giant wave) "... Captain Jack Sparrow." He was being chased by a gang of cannibals.
"Fine then. I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, or otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."
I have more, but I just don't want to bore you all with my great quoting skills.
Cheers,
Trinity The-Know-It-All M.