What's the funniest thing someone has ever said to you?

Back in the day I used to work with teleprinters and it was often necessary to roll up the tape (that's the ticker tape you see in old movies). So we rolled it as you would roll a flat ribbon, around the spread fingers and thumb.

One day a guy who was watching me said, "You're rolling that left handed. You must be quadrilateral."

He probably meant ambidextrous but I've never been quite sure if he was calling me a square.

Ohhhh man!!! I promised Yang I would never speak about this to anyone... So pretend like you did not read this story! LOL! (Just playing. He has come around to seeing the humor behind it in the last 18 years!)

My poor Yang had a horrible toothache. It panged me to see him in so much pain. He tried many different pain relief products just trying to get any kind of relief. I was scrambling to find a dentist that worked on Sundays but was having no luck. At one point the pain was so bad he got up on the bed, put his head down on the pillows and began lifting his legs up against the wall bucking them like a horse! I looked at him like "what the.......?" Then he said while BUCKING "You have never been in this kind of pain before!" And I looked down at our sleeping first born infant daughter..... And started laughing hysterically!!!!!

Some very strange woman came up to me in the mall.  She told me NOT to go downstairs because it's too dangerous.  Then she asked me to buy her lunch!  Sheesh ... Lol!