What is the funniest story someone has ever told you?

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Corey The Goofyhawk Profile
Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

I was just told this the other day. I had a few good laughs from it.

So why did the chicken cross the road?

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?


Dakota  Mackenzie Profile

Snoop Dog's Christmas:

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle,

And all through the hizzle,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.

Fo shizzle.

All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag,

To bring the good homies and b****es their swag~

-that's the funniest one, I know.-

Jordan Marshall Profile
Jordan Marshall answered

The one where you held my boyfriend's rack when he was trying to wear the pregnant belly ♥  lol

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