For those of you with or on phones, What is the funniest thing autocorrect has ever made you say?

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Chewed Bubblegum Profile

Me: I think I'm pregnant, I mean, who isn't? Right?

Best Friend: SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE SEX???

Me:??

Me: OMG I meant prejudice!!!

Roy Lovett Profile
Roy Lovett answered

I was typing up a story, I meant to say "Shot" but instead typed sh*t... Well, autocorrect did that for me lol

So, in my story this guy "sh*t at someone" instead if shot >.> EW

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

I don't use my phone that way but, along the same lines, in the 1990s we had an Australian prime minister named Paul Keating. One journalist wrote that his spell checker had wanted to change it to Cheating. Seemed appropriate somehow. :)

Veronica Dultry Profile
Veronica Dultry answered

It wasn't me who made the funny it was my daughter's boyfriend. He texted me saying , "You go." But instead it came out, "You ho." I was like, Did you just call your girlfriends mom a street walking name? LOL... My daughter was with him at the time and said he was so embarrassed he didn't know what to do...

Christian Leckey Profile

Mine was really awkward. I was texting a friend that was a girl and basically it went like this.

Me: I'm so horny (accidentally spelled funny funy and it changed it to that)

Girl: Then go watch some porn and relieve your stress

Me: NO NO NO, I MEANT TO SAY FUNNY, F*** AUTOCORRECT

Girl: Haha ok, sure

Me: Thinking to myself "how can I keep this conversation going without auto correct ruining it"

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