There are a million and one ways you can become famous, as everything from appearing on TV through to having a witty Twitter profile can contribute to becoming a superstar.
How to become famous really easily
In reality, the fastest you could realistically build a celebrity profile would be over the course of six months to a year.
Some people expect to become globally-famous within a few weeks, but that is just not possible (without going on a killing spree!)
Here's my list of ways to get famous, so try them out for guaranteed fame and fortune:
How to become famous really easily
In reality, the fastest you could realistically build a celebrity profile would be over the course of six months to a year.
Some people expect to become globally-famous within a few weeks, but that is just not possible (without going on a killing spree!)
Here's my list of ways to get famous, so try them out for guaranteed fame and fortune:
- Enter a reality show. Some people are famous for merely appearing on a reality show without even winning it (or even having any talent!)
- The internet. In this day and age, it is relatively easy to become famous fast on the Internet. Use social networks to build yourself up. Make some videos to post and you are already half-way there! Once you have a huge online profile, it will only be a matter of time before a talent agent comes knocking for you! Stars like Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black have made big names for themselves via social media sites like YouTube and MySpace.
- Sleep with someone famous and make a sex tape. This might sound as if you're being a bit desperate, but everyone from Kim Kardashian to Paris Hilton has generated media interest by simply filming their sexual exploits.
- Marry a celebrity. This is probably one of the quickest ways to get famous. In the case of people like Britney Spears or Mario Lopez, the actual marriage only needs to last for a couple of hours.
- Biology. Be the world’s fattest person or have 21 children by different fathers. Develop a talent like popping your eyeballs or swallowing things. Get a copy of the Guinness Book of Records and pick something, then work at it. Bear in mind that there is a requirement that you might actually need to be good at something.
- Be the worst at something. Being a bad driver is just one of the things that TV shows have taken to an extreme.
- Save a life or do a brave thing and make the news. TV shows will surely follow. Just don't try hiding your son in the garage and pretending he's flown off in a hot air balloon, it's been done before.
- Be a rat. Blow the whistle on a company you work for, or expose the restaurant you work in for bad hygiene practice. You could even try and convince a serving US soldier to email you thousands of top-secret documents and then post them on the internet. Just don't be surprised if you end up facing a fabricated charge of raping two Swedish women in order for the US government to extradite you to Guantanamo Bay.
- Win the Lottery and buy something outrageous (or give a large sum to charity). Not as simple as it sounds, but lottery winners sure do make headlines.
- Blag your way into celebrity circles- Get photographed with them at every opportunity, start a gossip blog and dye your hair unusual colors (also known as 'being Perez Hilton').