Actually, you only needed to check out some of the attendees to her wedding to find some of her ex-boyfriends... She actually invited them!
I wonder how William felt about that... If I was him I'd have them beheaded when I became king.
Kate Middletons Ex #1 - Willem Marx
Anyway, Kate's first love was a guy called Willem Marx (she obviously likes guys who's names starts with W).
He went to school with Kate, so I guess they were kind of highschool sweethearts.
But if you're looking for some hot gossip about what they got up to, it seems like the couple were actually rather boring and well-behaved.
They only juicy story I could find about the two is that they remained close friends after going their separate ways, and even enjoyed a night of vodka and dancing in London. Here's a picture of them catching a cab together:
Is it just me or do they look kind of guilty?Anyway, Willem is now an award-winning journalist after spending some time in Iraq publishing American-friendly propaganda.
Kate Middletons Ex #2 - Rupert Finch
Rupert Finch (or Finchy as I assume his St. Andrews college pals must have called him) is a successful lawyer who's got family links to the Earl of Spencer (that's Princess Diana's brother.. Small world, I know!)
He's loaded and looks a bit like Colin Firth, so I can see what Kate saw in him.
Luckily for Prince William, Rupert has been snapped up by the lovely and equally posh Lady Natasha Rufus Isaacs.
Incidentally, Lady Natasha (who looks a bit like Mila Kunis don't you think?) runs a clothing shop called Beulah London. The store sells clothing made my rescued Indian sex workers - which is like, so noble!Anyway, these guys are all in the past now. At the time of writing this, Kate is expecting the Royal Baby any day now, and is safe in the knowledge that no ex-boyfriend could ever measure up to marrying royalty!